Sat listening to Issues on my Xbox and chain smoking and drinking alone cause I’m bored and sad.
Its that time of my life again, folks. Watch Eternal Sunshine and feel incredibly alone.
I’m at a restaurant and there’s a really pretty girl and a really pretty guy in front of me on a date I wonder if they’d be down for a 3some
gay boy:hey man you look good today
straight boy:oh my god man what the fuck i'm not a faggot, i'm pretty sure this is harassment
straight boy:[slaps girls' asses as they walk by] [asks them if they finger themselves] [pleads every girl to have anal sex]